Tonight on the way home wifie asked me to drop a letter off in someones letter box. I got out of the car and battled my way through the sky high grass towards the letter box. I popped the lettin in and began the bush bash back to the car. Then there was that squidgy sound that no one likes to hear or feel.
I trod in friggen dog crap, I hate dog crap. I’m sure most people hate it but i hate it more than most people.
The grrooves on my shoe are tiny so the crap is stuck in there for a while. I HATE DOGS, I HATE DOG POO. I HATE OWNERS OF DOGS WHO LET THEIR DOGS CRAP ANYWHERE,
in other news chicken for dinner was yum
For someone who finds poo in general such an amusing topic your loathing of dog poo perplexing.
i agree dave, and even questioned him about it in the car during the height of the grumpyness.