howie’s halfpipe

Different Coloured Cellophane (remix)

Back in the 80’s a bogan was born,
He sang in a band, foreign brimstone its name,
They rocked out the wooden hall next to the tennis courts
They rocked out Scotts’ backyard, the noise travelling to woodcourt

Back in the 80’s a bogan was born,
Often found in his birthday suit
He would moon his peers at the drop of a  hat  pants
He would moon his suburb with no fear or retract

Back in the 80’s a bogan was born
A self appointed ladies man
He convinced a nice lady to be his wife
He convinced a nice lady to bare him for life

Back in the 80’s a bogan was born
Now he’s a nerd working at a uni
Something to do with communications or IT or geek stuff
Something to do with blog reading, cyber stalking and mischief

Back in the 80’s a bogan was born
Your weekend enemy and foe
He’ll wake early on a Sunday and start up his 2 stroke
He’ll wake early on a Sunday, mowing his lawn and going for broke.

Back in the 80’s a bogan was born
Bloody nice bloke, his name is Scott.