howie’s halfpipe

Captain brought me over a replacement phone to use until my plan runs out, or until I go absolutely insane, whichever comes first.

He gave me a Samsung A801

Using its menu is like navigating blindfolded through a maze of tunnels lined with razor blades, it’s extreamlly painful. It takes about 25 minutes to send an sms by the time you have written the message then gone through 37 menus to add a recipient.

But thanks james :p

I’ve been waiting a long time for my phone contract with soul to end, so i can get a new phone and move to a better carrier.

Yesterday marks the ‘1 month to go’.

Last night I dropped my phone and now the speaker doesnt work so when it rings or i get a message i’ll have no idea unless i’m looking at my phone. Its vibrating is a bit crap and i never notice it in my pocket when it vibrates.

anyway captain noble is hooking me up with a stand in phone til its newbie time.

phones always die just before the end of a contract.

was sitting watching the circket on tv.

Suddnely a streaker runs onto the ground straight to Andrew symonds standing at his crease.

Symonds took the nudie down with a shoulder charge. A brilliant moment.

here is a good photo.

Hope Symonds doesnt get in trouble for it casue it was damn fine.

I just opened a packet of choc mint slice biscuits and there was 1 missing!

I imagine the man on the production line has the following running through his head.

“thirteen for the packet, one for the pocket, thirteen for the packet, one for the pocket……..”

dodgy bastard!