Today I went to TEAR work. I bought a travel 10. I got a new mobile phone. I got on the wrong bus with wife. I got off the wrong bus. I send some emails. I recieved some emails. I sent some letters. I worked on a resource pack. I caught the train to the inlaws. I ate chicken pizza. I ate more chicken pizza. I drank coke. I drank splashe. I went home. I farted. I blogged.

did you have to fart? that´s disgusting.
I find it hard to believe that was the only time you farted …
I did need to fart, and boy it was a good release. i probably farted many times but one was memorable