If you cant think of anything offensive to say then don’t say anything at all.
I think that’s how the phrase goes, anyway that explains why I havent blogged much lately. Well actually it doesnt explain it. I havent said much lately becasue I have been busier than a one armed brick layer.
(notice the subtle tie in to the the paralympics, i’m so clever the way I weave current affairs into the background of an irrelevant post).
another reason I haven’t said much lately is that no one reads this thing anymore apart from my wife and an aggressive big bummed dwarf in Tasmania. (Hello Pete)
Bringing it back to the paralympics, I wouldn’t mind representing Australia in the shooting or one armed brick laying or dwarf tossing or something.
Until next time, peace out
what the hell did i just write, man i’m tired.

I read it.
Just to check if you’re actually doing any work or just wasting all your time blogging.
Looks like it’s the timewasting right now.
Do some work.
No one who blogs really gets much feedback, so you either gotta suck it up and keep going, or quit. I feel like doing both on different days.
I still read most days but I am very lazy at commenting.
Sorry Robert.
There’s also a heavily pregnant woman from Petersham who enjoys the halfpipe…
I may have been stretching the truth a little bit. It’s not just the grumpy dwarf from tassie, there is till quite a few people reading but it seems to be on a downward spiral.
Must be time to post a nude celebrity pic to boost visits again.
I should probably also stop logging in to the stats pages.
Hope all is going well heavily preggers fi, look forward to little howie dicker popping out in the next few weeks.
And Scott i’m very glad you’re not dead.
I also lurkily read your blog. It makes me laugh. Unfortunately I am not heavily pregnant, but I do have a friendly dog.
Your stats may have gone down this week because I had two largish assessment due in – hence a lack of blog lurking…