Not long now and I will be a father. Well i’ll at least be a parent. I don’t think I ever got around to blogging about what happened when we found out jenny was pregnant. You see she was ticking off girly things on the calender or whatever it is that girls do and decided she should wee on some paper. She did the wee and it said “hey jenny you are pregnant’. So off to the doctor she went. The doctor did all the sums and worked out when the baby was due to pop out. In working this out they need to find the conception date, I’m not goiung into conceoption details becasue if i gave you a word for word explination with my form we would be here all night. Anyway the doctor worked out the date and guess what!!!!!

I was away at Uluru for the week!

Jenny is very quick to change the topic when i bring it up so if the baby comes out with dark skin or something we all know something is up.

In all truthfullness i’m pretty sure I am the father but it is funny to know that the dates the doctor worked out i was away for.

It’s all a bit crazy that in a couple of months I’ll have a little small combination being of me and jenny. I’ll be putting a baby to sleep, changing green soiled nappies and trying hard not to drop the baby down the staris or something. although i’ve heard they bounce!

My biggest fear at the moment is that guido will turn into a teenager, teenagers are scary. They all take drugs and do graffiti and stuff.

My biggest looking forward to is having a better excuse to leave parties early or not even go.

Oh my other fear is that i’ll start being old and boring.