I arrived home from Canberra to find that joshy had left me a birthday present on the table.
It is this book.
It’s great, it combines one of my favourite past times with data collection.
It’s a daily poo log book. You fill out a little form including data like time taken, unusual charactaristics, number if wipes and even a sketch section for the inner artist in me.
and to top it off, each day there is a poo fact, for example.
The average weight of a stool excreated per day is 450g, but it varies from country to country. the average weight in England is 106g while south Asians unload nearly three times that. due to a higher fibre content in Indian food.
I had wondered whether that book was what it appeared to be, I was too shy to ask. Disturbingly funny.
I expect to see accurate descriptions such as “The Boston Strangler” and “The Ranger” making appearances in the book.
Laughed very hard at that post