Living with a third wheel
People often ask us if it’s weird being a married couple and living with a single man. It’s not weird at the moment. but i think it will be next year. I’ll be off working hard each day and then i’ll come home to my wife, child and random hairy man who lives in the house. They will have spent the day going to the park together, play group at the church up the road and and daily watching of Oprah while the baby is napping. when the baby wakes the hairy man will go the fridge and strap on his synthetic boob to give jenny a rest from breast feeding. He’ll hear my baby’s first words. I’ll walk in the door and be handed my slippers from jenny and a kiss on the cheek from tom before my kid runs to the door and shouts “Uncle Howie is home!!!!”.
I hope Tom finds a job next year. A girlfriend would be nice too. (for tom).