Today I only just made it to the station in time for my train, but i did make it. I got on the train and a nice express to the city. The carriage was quite full but i found a seat next to a lady with 5 thousand laptop bags. She kindly moved one of the bags that was on the seat to the floor. I sat down, then she moved the bag closer to me and lent it on my leg.

I didnt mind. I got out my mac daddy and began my morning email check.

The lady pulled out a leather bag the size of a phone booth from under her seat. she put it on her lap and pulled out some make-up. She began applying some brown undercoat (foundation). Lathering it all over the place. then out of the brown phone booth bag came some more brushes, containers, and about 75 mirrors. At one stage in the journey i saw here holding 3 mirrors at once along with a brush and a some form of spack filler.

Anyway the whole way to Central she was applying different coats of product. Using a different brush and mirror for each stroke. She finished off with some shiny stuff (I assume it was estapol to protect herself from the rain).

When we arrived at central I got ready to get off and removed the laptop bag from my leg and stood up. Eventually the lady stood up too.

I don’t really get make-up. I dont think it makes women look more beautiful. People always comment on how brides look the most beautiful they will ever look on their wedding day. Now I know Jenny looked amazing on our wedding day. But, I think she looks much prettier without the wedding make-up, just natural. Same with all lades they all look nicer without the dulux weather shield.

Anyway when the lady on the train stood up and turned towards me, I almost fainted. I had been sitting next to the Joker from the Dark Knight.