The other night Tom and I got dinner from Hornsby’s finest eating establishment. We ordered our food and sat down in the little waiting area as we were taking it home to eat. In the waiting area they have 2 pin-boards covered in business cards. We were chatting away and then Tom noticed my old business card was up on one of the boards. It wasn’t just stuck on with a pin it was stapled to the board. How did it get there? It wasn’t me or tom.

Perhaps this is Tom’s revenge for your ‘ransom note’?
When I get my revenge it’s going to be bigger than a card on a notice board.
you shouldn’t need to get me back. I was simply returning a dog that you gave me a week or so ago