Jenny has gone off to a wedding rehearsal and me and the small one are hanging at home. He was sitting in his bouncer telling me about his day when suddenly he started groaning a bit like he was going into labor and a contraction was approaching.
What happened next was of a scale to small for the human brain to comprehend. You see Oscar hasn’t done a poo poo for a bit over 5 days. He sure just did one, and while I was knee deep at ground zero scrubbing away at his behind with wipes he managed to release 2 more avalanches of peanut butter. How can someone so small store that much brown inside him. Amazing!!!
Anyway next time he doesn’t poo for a few days i’m calling the HAZMAT response team and getting them to be on high alert.
i reckon it’ll be the norm now. its normal for babies to not poo for 10-14 days!! imagine the explosion then!
14 days, man we are going to have to cover the whole house in tarps
Take him outside onto the grass and get the hose out?