the howie

As you know I sent off a silly item for a church bulletin through a church website.

It didn’t make it into the Sunday bulletin, but I did get this response.

I assume that you are aware that you have contacted ‘Platypus’ Church
in Sydney, Australia.  Maybe you are trying to reach ‘Platypus Church’ in the
USA.

We don’t keep cake tins in our church kitchen, I hope you find the ones you
have lost.  

Office Administrator

you will notice I have very cleverly hidden the identity of the church with the word ‘platypus’