
These cakes and donuts got given to us today in the office, there is only 3 of us here today so it’s going to be a lot of work getting through them all. So far today i’ve had a chocolate crackle donut and a slice of cookies and cream mud cake.
Starting to feel quite rotund

I thought the rotund feeling started after you got married
don’t make me roll up to the ‘gateway to the colah mountains’ and kung fu your head off.
We have a narrow doorway, I’ll be fine
bahaha!
Now there is a conversation you couldn’t have with a woman
unless she is fat
I’ve never met a fat woman!
Guess you have never been to Greece then
Wow.
I’m constantly impressed.
Now you’ve managed to insult every woman in an entire country.
Awesome.
Greek nannas will be chasing you down…
well there is the first line, and these days everyone crosses that line, so i like to cross the second line every now and then
You’re a pioneer.