Those sensitive new age guys over at the chronicles of like to put up fancy recepies from time to time. Showing how they are all such amazing husbands and all.

Well I thought it was time to show them up.

So here is step by step guide of how all of you can enjoy Howie’s famous choc caramel muffins.

Step 1.

Pour brown powder into a green bowl.

Step 2.

Dig a hole in the brown stuff

Step 3.

Pour water into hole to make mud.

Step 4.

stir until memories of food poisoning come to the surface.

Step 5.

Spoon slop into tray with potholes.

Step 6.

Ask wife for help as most slop is landing on the bench.

Step 7.

Place tray in old school microwave and wait.

Step 8.

lick spoon

Step 9.

Remove from really hot old school microwave and marvel.

Step 10.

Be welcomed on stage to collect Best Husband of the Year award.

As you can see it is quite a labor intensive muffin but if you follow the steps closely you shouldn’t go too wrong. Just be careful with steps 1 and 3 they can be particularity tricky.