the howie

I ran out of soap the other day. So i’ve been using some liquid crap that jenny uses.

Today whilst in the supermarket i remembered i needed soap. So we pulled out the ethical shopping guide to see what sort of soap I could get.

We found a happy brand and I read the boxes looking for a flavour that wasn’t too feminine.

There was a few interesting things written on the box, like ‘450g (when packaged)’. When packaged??? does my soap have an over eating disorder and by the time I take it out of te box it will be 500g?

It also says ‘3 times more moisture’. 3 times more moisture than what? 3 times more moisture than a brick?

doesn’t soap get moisture whn you put it under water? why does it already come with moisture x3???

And ‘mild enough for the whole family’. Far out who wants to rub a spicy bar of soap around their sensitive bits?

anyway there where 3 flavours to chose from. Spring Garden,  Forest Breeze and Fresh Linen

I chose ‘Forest Breeze’. I’m hoping now that i don’t walk around smelling like pine needles and murdered backpackers.

the murdered backpackers might explain the 3x more moisture though.