the howie

Well it seems 2 people have had a go at writing posts on my behalf. Are they spot on?

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So, back to work on Monday - I have co-workers to torture in person.  Although electronic jibes add a more public element to my fun.  Gotta spread the joy.

You will be pleased to hear I have recovered from my visit to the boring town of Armidale - you saw the ridiculous pics.  I am surprised actually you are still reading my blog after my long-winded iinet story.  Needless to say I have spent a lot of time doing web stuffs this week.  This has worn me out and I am now too lazy to write anything.  Can’t even come up with a poo joke. 

This one was contributed by some bogan chick from Melbourne

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Let mw update you on my life.

I hate poevert so much that I fight it two dayc aweek! TYhe other days I stay at home and watch Jenny take photos of oscar and put them on pfacebook.

Jenny is a little agnry with me at thje momnet. I think because I haven’t done as myuc with my life as she was hoping. I think she expecte d thnat I wuoId be on the diasbility  pension by now so we could have heaps more dvds, but i haven’t even appiled. I’m a biu of a dissappintment/

Bt we are going to new zealand this year. I’m the best husband in the wolrd.Not just because of this but because I do everything around the hous. And jesnny knows it. Oscar doesn’t know it yet, but he will. Plus I own various power tools.

We are rather happy that Tom movd out. he was cramping our style. Plus he was creeping oscar out. It was probably because he kept trying to breast feed him with milk he’d put in plastic bags strapped to his chest with little holes cut in it for oscar to suckj on. That’s AVO we took out was the best thing wev’e ever done as a family.

This one was contributed by the man with his hands down his skirt.