I have been feeling pretty crap the last few days, coughing, snot production, wheezing, general light headeness, some would call it a cold.

Well this morning I woke up at around 7am with some lovely cramping pains my my bowel region, not what you want when you have to catch a plane. The cramping led to a few bathroom visits inbetween packing suitcases, packing the car and stopping Oscar from de-alphabatising our DVD’s. All in all a stressful morning. I wasn’t feeling any better by leaving time and we had a big day ahead.

The rest of the days was spent in a car, in an airport, in a plane, in an airport, in a car, in a house, in a supermarket back in the house.

Then around dinner time i headed off to the bathroom again.

After dinner for some reason I put my hand on my bum (outside of my jeans)

My hand came back sticky and covered in a brown substance, this FREAKED me out!

I quickly removed me pants to dicover the outside of my jeans in the bum area had some brown something smeared on it.

After the days events this is not something i wanted to see,  how long had it been like this, and more importantly was it what i thought it might be…please don’t be.

then using my smartness i thought, look inside the jeans and if its brown in there you wont be able to blog about this but if its clean you can spin it into some blog story.

Turns out i had sat in some chocolate, I found the culprit chair in the dining room of this little house.