the howie

The old blog is about to turn 8 years old.

I thought a nice present would be a new banner, continuing the pencil drawn style what should the new banner include?????

I need to blog something but can’t be bothered.

You write something pretending to be me and i’ll put it up.

Seeing as no one cares about my post to win Casino Royale on DVD I’m going to modify the competition so that I can get rid of the DVD.

In case you are wondering, I don’t think it’s a crap film, I just have 2 copies of it. 1 brand new and one old and i’m giving away the new one, that’s how selfless I am.

So to score the DVD just be the 5th person to comment on this post. Not the 5th comment the 5th individual to comment so you can’t just comment 5 times in a row you dodgy, shifty bastards.

Wanna win a super prize?

All you have to do is make me a picture on your computer, the theme if your picture is ‘Howie the Superhero’.

The winning picture will earn you Casino Royale on DVD. (2 Disc brand new).

Make your image then email it to.

Your image should be 450 pixels wide and no taller than 600 pixels.

Entries close when i get bored of waiting.

Also because i’m cheap only people within Australia can win.

I hate it when everyone on facebook has the same status and it’s all to do with some company or promotion.

Anyway the current one is about winning a $10,000 westfield gift card.

If you won what would you buy?

The following are questions that you may like to answer, they are questions I don’t know the answer to but I have come up with them from a bunch of different conversations i’ve had with a bunch of different people lately.

• How did a multinational company spending millions on marketing let isnack2.0 out of the office?
• Why is cityrail releasing a new timetable that will make travel times longer and increase the need for people to change trains mid journey?
• Why is the Government being so soft on climate change and increasing aid to 0.7% of GNI by 2015?
• Why does sticking my finger in my ear guarantee a little chunk of wax on my finger on removal even if the last time I put my finger in was only a few minutes ago?
• Why is there such a desire by Christians and church’s to plant more churches when the ones we have are not full?
• Has my street always been noisy or is it just since i’ve had a son?
• Why is the church in Sydney spending so much money on a marketing campaign that didn’t work in other cities?
• Why do most people think the only way to combat poverty is to sponsor a child and go overseas for 2 weeks with a hammer?
• Why do nose hairs keep poking out the bottom of my nose even though i pluck them?
• Why do i always feel the need to intersperse silliness amongst serious conversation?

Through the years I have given away some pretty amazing prizes on my blog. But not ill compare to what is about to be given away.

In about 10 days time the 100,000th visitor will visit my blog. And if that 100,000th is you then you win…..

A packet of 100’s and 1,000’s and a signed photo of me!!!!

WOW!!!

All you have to do is leave a comment when it’s you. You can tell by looking on the sidebar.

1. Barry has $5 and Barry has $4.50, Barry is 4 years older than Barry but 2 weeks younger than Barry, Barry also has 3 sisters, Barry, Barry and Barry who have $8 between them.
What colour is Barry’s shirt?

• $3.50
• 24
• 6 months
• brown

So I have a coke bottle money box and today it reached it’s limit. It has all sorts of coins in it and at least one $5 note.

How much is in here?

If you are the closest guesser I’ll give you two of the coins that appear the most times. You could win 10 cents or $4

WOW!!!

I don’t have an iphone.

someone rectify this problem for me.

I also dont have a macbook pro

this also needs to be rectofied

you forgot to divulge

fruit puree is for chumps.

It’s gross!

just aquick poll, have you had your wisdom teeth out? and how was it for you?

What you should buy me for christmas:

but if you think spending $8990 is the cheapscate option then buy me this:

Its only $1000 more!!!

Oh and this

a neat little idea

are you free on monday night?

I have a few free tickets to a rove daily comedy night at fox studios comedy store.

It seems no one wants to take the lead, everyone wants it but no one is willing to make the first move.

Well I’m sick of it, i’m not going to sit back and just wait for things to unfold slowly.

I am now the leader of the ‘bring back summer early association’
And we are lobbying to bring back summer early, which you may have picked up from the groups name.

sign up below to show your support

this is where I have been

• Australia
• Albania
• England
• France
• Greece
• Kenya
• New Zealand
• Scotland
• Uganda
• United Arab Emirates
• Wales

How about you?

anyone want to watch a movie tonight?

Your personality type is ISTP. Introverted (I) 57% Extraverted (E) 43% Sensing (S) 64% Intuitive (N) 36% Thinking (T) 60% Feeling (F) 40% Perceiving (P) 91% Judging (J) 9%

Well B, thinks he is the winner.

Hes a poor bible college student, and i bet poor bible college students need a sock, large print phone, bob the builder VCD and of course my Littla A’s trophey.

 it was after a reload that it clicked over to 60,001 so i think you win,