time to jump on the wave

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The blogging world seems to be dominated by these little surveys lately. So here is mine.

I think it would be interesting to see who all you people are who read this.

So here is the Questions.

Name:
Age:
Where are you:
Colour of underpants you are wearing right now:
How long have you been visiting this site:
Why do you read it:
Pepsi or Coke:

The end.

UN Millenium Development Goals

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All memebers of the UN (including Australia) have promised to halve world poverty by 2015

These are the eight Goals:

1. Eradicate extreme poverty and hunger
a) reduce by half the proportion of people living on less than $1 (US) a day.
b) reduce by half the proportion of people who suffer from hunger.

2. Achieve universal primary education..
ensure that all children complete primary schooling.

3. Promote gender equality and empower women.
Ensure girls have the same access to education as boys.

4. Reduce child mortality.
Cut infant and child deaths by two thirds.

5.Improve maternal health.

Reduce by three quarters the proportion of women dying in childbirth.

6.Combat HIV / AIDS, malaria and other diseases.
a) halt and begin to reverse the spread of HIV / AIDS.
b) begin to reverse the incidence of malaria and other diseases like TB.

7. Ensure environmental stability.
a) reduce by half the proportion of people without access to safe drinking water.
b) transform the lives of at least 100 million slum dwellers by 2020.
c) reverse the loss of environmental resources.

8. Develop a global partnership for development.
Address issues such as trade, debt, aid and public health to promote economic growth and poverty reduction.

Well there it is. Pretty good goals I think. All we have to do is make sure the Government sticks to its word in honouring the UN goals.
We can show that we care and that we do want the government to commit to helping halve world poverty by singing the Micah challenge. Sure its not the only way we can help but its defiantly a start.
Show the government that we want to as a nation help reduce world poverty.

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if your happy and you know it clap your hands.

poo is funny

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I made a clay dog poo at work today.

hands up if you want it

but why should you get it over other people?

Howie’s 2004 Survey of fun

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1. How satisfied where you with the year 2004
a)Very Satisfied

    b)Quite Satisfied

c)Satisfied
d)Not Quite Satisfied
e)Very unsatisfied

2.Rate the overall productiveness of 2004 for you out of 10. (1 being very unproductive and 10 being too productive I’m about to explode). 6

3. In 6 words or less summarise the year 2004 for you. well it was quite good actually

4. In 6 words or less describe how the year could have been better. well I could have slept more

5. How many times did you vomit in 2004? Unfortunately it would be in the 50’s I reckon

Now the market research section.
6. Do you shop for food?
Yes

7. Would you describe yourself as 0 -17 or 18 and above? 18 and above

8. Do you drive? No

9. Do you drive well? I haven’t been arrested

10. Do your friends consider you attractive? Only if its dark

11. Do you consider your friends attractive? I have bad eye sight

12. Do you give money to the poor? Its hard to give yourself money but I try

13. Have you ever invested in Nigeria? No but I did invest quite a lot of time into toms films once, I hear that’s just as dodgy.

14. Have you considered hypnosis as a dating technique? You are getting sleepy

15. What is your education level? Ummm well I attended my HSC

16. Do you want a university Diploma delivered to you in days? Is it free postage?

17. Have you ever read a book? About 5 or 6 in my whole life.

18. Have you ever committed any fatal terrorist attacks? Not since Nam

19. Do you intend to carry firearms on an international flight in the next 12 months? Only if I can pick them up cheap in duty free .

Like a kick in the gut to all australians

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Coca-Cola Ametil are going to dog all Australians on monday.

As of this coming monday the price of all coca cola products will increase.

So right here i am going to start a petition.

SAY NO TO COKE RISE

The drink of all australian is going to become a drink for the rich few…what happened to your average punter, the hard working man who at the end of a long hot day sits down with a cold buddy.
Not anymore we are being robbed.

all they are leaving us is the cheap drinks like water and pepsi.

And no one want to drink that vile.

Lets link together Australia and not let corporate greed take away our freedom to drink the real thing.

do you know me

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I made one of those “quiz your firends” things

click here to take it.

Win a free fake dog poo

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The person who first gets the answer to this question right, i will send a free a fake dog poo.

question.

What is the current population of New Zealand to the nearest 100 ?

Playing for the bonus round

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for 10 points.

Who woke up several times during the night last night due to a sore rib?

.info

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I have a free .info domain but i dont know what to get…

what should i get?

the panty poll

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Hands up if you think underpants are comfy

Sorry rachel i just had to post it….

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The 1st annual blogfeed awards

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The TV Week blogfeed awards are approaching, vote for your favourite blog, come and join in a night of glitz and glamour as the bloggers frock up for the blogfeed night of nights.

Simply download the voting form
and vote away, votes will be taken up til midnight on the 23 of april. You can vote for your own blog and there are many categories.

The actual night of nights has not yet been set to a date but will be very shortly.

Enjoy.

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Saturday night is “metal detection night”
Proudly sponsored by my new metal detector that was donated to my work.

come young and old,

no dogs allowed.

email me for details.

Oh and incase you where wondering i have named the metal detector “Monica”

Average joe

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this is a post so steve can make a comment about average joe without having to start his own blog

anyone?

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Who wants to go on an adventure tonight ?

I have a metal detector, a frisbee and a tennis ball!

tropfest

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its tropfest on sunday night!

who is coming with me?

have you seen this man?

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Last seen in his office in Parramatta about 6 months ago.
Keith could often be found at the photocopier copying maps for for an upcomming holiday.
Please if you know where he is write to

PO Box A2178
Sydney South NSW 1235

It is of upmost importance that he is found.

His company car is due for renewal

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If you cut yourself with cardboard is it still a paper cut?

wedding videos

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repeat after me.

“I (insert your name) promise that i will never ever say yes to doing a wedding video again.”

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