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boo hoo damn poms
Well there we have it, the pansy’s won the cricket tonight.
poor old bret lee had a sore hand and the englishmen who supposodly play the “gentlemans game” decide they are going to take him down.
stupid poms.
it was so close only needed 3 runs.
poo, smear in the pants, brown all over the bowl stupid poms
stupid dog
Today in the office there was a barking dog ties to the sign post out the front. The stupid little yapping dog was going for a few minutes.
When it was time to go across to Westfield I went to the door and I think jenny opened the door anyway I said quite loudly “Hello Dog” Because I was going to give some attention the yapping dog. But as I said “hello Dog” two young ladies walked past the door.
I got the most dirty look from one of them. Obviously they though I was referring to them. Ooooops
Terrorism, are we next?
New York has been hit, London has been hit. Slowly the coalition of the willing is being smacked across the face by terrorism.
So Sydney, is Sydney on the cards for a terrorist strike?
Well howie’s halfpipe has this exclusive story to expose to the people of Sydney.
Terrorism is in our midst. Each day the terrorists are hitting the beautiful harbour city, causing carnage and destruction throughout the CBD. Why is it that these terrorst have manged to slip under the radar why is it that we only hear about overseas terrorist attacks.
Howie’s Halfpipe specialist reporter ‘Robert Andrew’ today spoke with a Sydney security chief ‘David Aitken’.
Mr Aitken was disturbed that state and federal authorities had not yet noticed the attacks of terrorism and that Australia’s biggest city was under threat and no one even knew about it. “Its appalling and disturbing that we spend millions of dollars on security against terrorism and all of it seems to be a waste seeing as they haven’t notices the destruction of our way of life” Mr aitken said.
So where are these terrorist and where are the signs of destruction. We asked Mr aitken to pin point the attacks.
“The attacks are occurring not just once but several times a day, they are affecting tens of thousands of people each day. The terrorists have infiltrated Sydney’s transport network. Using cunning techniques instead of explosions, they are playing a mind game and trying to bring down our freedom and way of life. Instead of planting bombs they are causing ‘service disruptions’ on our rail network. Trains are not appearing at stations, station staff are being impolite. The terrorists are sneakily infiltrating the rail network over a long period of time. Sure explosions have worked in other major cities around the world But here due to the implementation of the GST and high tax rates the terrorists are finding explosives too expensive to purchase is Australia, and it is tedious having to fill out a Business Activity statement every three months.”
Mr Aitken has been in talks with Government Security Officials this week and a special task force is being set up to combat the terrorism in our city.
Code named ‘Operation Timetable”. The special task force will investigate the attacks and implement measures that will help ensure our way of life.
Just yesterday an extremist group called ‘cityrail’ claimed responsibility for the attacks in a short statement posted on a website saying
“it is our intention to dog you, make you late, disrupt your journey and cause city wide frustration.
We are not sorry and it seems you have no power to stop us”
Mr Aitken said “they will be stopped”
An interactive map of the disaster area can be seen by clicking here.
thats it! no more freebies
competition over, david wins.
well that lasted a good 2 minutes.
I tell you what david you spend too much time in front of your computer.
limited edition coke with lime
Coke is releasing a limited edition coke with lime flavour at the moment.
Seeing as coke provides me with so much of my bodys fluid i figured i’d have to give it a go.
It tastes like a mixture between pepsi and hospital grade floor cleaning products.
Limited edition, i’m sure its only limited becasue some work experience kid accidently bottled the outflow of one of the bottleing machines after cleaning it out. Coke figured that its in bottles so why not sell it as some new trendy yuppie flavour.
Cutting deep
It is unwritten law that a man does not to try and steal another mans girlfriend.
It is unwritten law that you don’t wear someone elses underpants
It is unwritten law that coke is better than pepsi
IT IS AN UNWRITTEN LAW THAT YOU DON’T EAT ANOTHER MANS McCAIN CHICKEN PARMIGANA FROZEN MEAL
That’s right, someone out of blatant disrespect has gone to our freezer at home and helped themselves to what is considered ones most prized possession. That frozen meal was rightfully mine! That frozen meal was not for public consumption. It was strictly for personal recreational use.
It wasn’t anyone who lives in the house.
It wasn’t sam (who found himself a suspect)
WHO WAS IT?
Let me speak the 8th commandment
“You shall not steal”
I say to you, be like Zacchaeus, pay back 4 times the original. I expect 4 Chicken Ptarmigans in the freezer by the end of the week. Or I’m taking it to the law.
I know the NSW Police department has a special task force set up for this ruthless act of selfishness.
“Operation Crime-Chill putting the freeze on stolen meals”
I cant explain the pit of weeping sadness I am now encompassed by at the loss of such a significant asset.
Come back my little box of hope.
In the last week i have deleted over 3,880 spam coments off my blog.
stupid damn online casino.
dont call me
i stepped in dog poo whilst hanging out my washing just before. And due to the length of my jeans i got poo on my jeasn too. So i took my jeasn off (and shoes). washed off the poo then put my jenas in the washing machine.
After a while…..
I thought…”where is my phone?”
I looked everywhere. then when the washing machine hit the spin cyclet dring thing i found my phone, i hear the noise…..boonk….boonk….boonk….boonk.
Yep my phone wsa in the pocket of my jeans.
A nice clean phone now, although it doest work.
stupid dog
beep beep barina
Today for work I had to go into the city and film the Easter march from town Hall to Hyde Park, and then a bit of the festival afterwards.
I got there early and did some establishing shots, got a few landmarks in so you can tell its in Sydney.
Then just before the march began I got some shots of the crowd gathering and some long shots of the crowd from a distance.
Then the media rocked up!
Now normally this would excite me cause it would mean you can hang out with them and get similar shots to them and just latch on to the group of TV channels. In the past this has been a great experience for me, like at the No War march’s and even last years Easter march. But this year it didn’t excite me, and its not because of my recent divorce from the world of making videos. Its all about Pride, Self Esteem and Aesthetics.
You see in my head I think of myself as a bit of a professional standard cameraman, Now I’m probably not but in my head I am.
And us professionals only like to work with the best of equipment, because we are striving for the best quality picture we can possibly muster. In past marchs I have at least had a pro-sumer camera (prosumer is a cross between a professional and just your average consumer). Like my Panasonic 3CCD camera. It’s a decent camera and sure its no TV station camera but its at bare minimum community television , and with my camera the media guys would not look down on you too much because obviously you know what you are doing a bit. Last years easter march I had Steve Bevis’s camera which again is a nice 3CCD camera the canon XM1. So I fitted in with the media.
But now we get to this year, where I had one of works cameras which was no bigger than my clenched fist. Its lens is about the same size as a 20 cent coin and the tripod may as well have been made out of paddle pop sticks.
It was embarrising standing in the middle of park street filming the march approaching and knowing that either side of me where media guys with massive DVCAM over the shoulder cameras on their chunky miller tripods. I felt like a piece of road kill with eagles swarming around me. Me and my little hanycam just didn’t cut it. Sure my shots might have been all right but the media guys wont have seen that, all they will have picked up on is that there is some punk with a handycam making a home movie on their turf.
It was like I was at a set of traffic lights in my little blue barina and then up beside me pulls a big HSV Commodore with its V8 engine rumbling. It was like that, I could hear the TV dudes revving the engines of their big cameras and there I was siting in the lane beside them in my little beep beep barina.
In fact at one stage I was taking this good shot from the middle of the march with the crowds filing past me, recoding away, and then BOOM. This big miller tripod lands in front of my lens and a giant DVCAM camera locks onto the top of it. There he was a media man stealing my shot as if I didn’t exist.
Never again shall I take a handycam to anything where I will be seen and will harm my self image.
The thing about cityrail is they are very reliable. You can rely on them to not run on time, you can rely on them to cancel the one service that you are waiting for, you can rely on them to dog you.
They sure were reliable this morning. I’m supposed to be at the doctor right now. But no cityrail decided i dont need to go to the doctor, cityrail thought i would much prefer spending my morning on platform 2. Just sitting waiting and waiting.
bunch of dogs.
I had to make anew appointment, its at 8:10 tonight. so afer work cityrail can dog me again as i try and travel up to berowra
Not a bubble in me
Stupid damn doctors think they know everything. IT was so hard today to not havy any drinks that where fizzy. I almost died out there. Its hot!!! what do you do when its hot. You have a coke. Could i have a coke? NO. could i have a lemonade? NO!….I tell ya they better find something very interesting in this ultrasound or i’m gonnna cry. The pain i went through. The cafenine withdrawls from no coke. Oh please please make it stop i just want something fizzy.
99% Fat Free
I often avoid buying products that advertise that they are Fat Free especially if it is a high percentage such as 99% fat free. Not because I enjoy eating fat (although fat is nice). But mostly because they just take away the appeal of eating something. MM lasagne out of a box yum..Fat free or its probably dodgy.
Well today I bought a frozen box meal, a spaghetti bolognaise and it had a 99%fat Free thing on the box.. I thought oh it cant be too bad.
After eating a few mouth fulls I came to the conclusion that maybe if you want more flavour you are supposed to throw away the meal and just eat the cardboard box in which it came
Fat Free does not mean it contains no fat. Oh no I have got to the bottom of this. Don’t believe what you read people, FAT is an acronym. It stands for “Flavour And Taste”.
Uh huh FAT Free, Flavour and Taste Free.
99% Fat Free.
It all makes sense now
DOGS!!!!!
in the past few days i have had 1168 spam comments left by a stupid damn online casino.
thankfully my comment spam thingy works so the dont appear on my blog, but i do have to go and delte the dogs one by one.
Bringing up the new year
Well at 4am i had just gone to bed.
I was laying in bed feeling a bit ill. I was telling myself that i was fine.
then the stomach decided it was time for me to move out of my room quickly.
i bee lined to the bathroom and then there it was, my first vommit of 2005.
it only took me four hours into the new year…
AHHH what a year i have ahead of me.
(it wasnt from drinking too much in case you were wondering, just my quality body)
Round Two
Had to take my pocket pc back today cause it broke.
they exchanged it for another one, hopefuly this one will work for more than 24 hours.
Armidale really is an amazing place, you should check out the traffic lights, bothe sets of them.
Merry Christmas Dog
I found a website today where you can make your own christmas carols.
so here is mine, its called
it may take a minute or so to load…
also the site cost money if you want to make your own song unless you put
bc2004
in the box that says “promotion code”
