the howie

I have 2 free tickets to ‘inception’

valid at Hoyts, Greater Union, Village, EVENT, Reading, Palace, Wallis, Dendy, AMC, Ace, Grand, ………….

who wants them?

Seeing as no one cares about my post to win Casino Royale on DVD I’m going to modify the competition so that I can get rid of the DVD.

In case you are wondering, I don’t think it’s a crap film, I just have 2 copies of it. 1 brand new and one old and i’m giving away the new one, that’s how selfless I am.

So to score the DVD just be the 5th person to comment on this post. Not the 5th comment the 5th individual to comment so you can’t just comment 5 times in a row you dodgy, shifty bastards.

Wanna win a super prize?

All you have to do is make me a picture on your computer, the theme if your picture is ‘Howie the Superhero’.

The winning picture will earn you Casino Royale on DVD. (2 Disc brand new).

Make your image then email it to.

Your image should be 450 pixels wide and no taller than 600 pixels.

Entries close when i get bored of waiting.

Also because i’m cheap only people within Australia can win.

Through the years I have given away some pretty amazing prizes on my blog. But not ill compare to what is about to be given away.

In about 10 days time the 100,000th visitor will visit my blog. And if that 100,000th is you then you win…..

A packet of 100’s and 1,000’s and a signed photo of me!!!!

WOW!!!

All you have to do is leave a comment when it’s you. You can tell by looking on the sidebar.

The author of the 16th comment on this post will win a poem about them written by me.

you can’t comment more than once in a row!

If you glance across to my sidebar you will see that very soon I will have my 60,000th visitor.

Will it be you???????

If it is you leave a comment and this is what you will win.

A big button phone (from my Nan’s house), One of my socks, My little Athletics trophey from 1995, A bob the builder VCD

oh yeah what a swag!

Will wins lasst weeks prize of the disabled parking sign.

this week up for grabs is monica the metal detector. monica beeps she runs on batteries and is a friendly companion.

to win monica just the 4th person to answer this question correctly. How many howies are there in the banner up the top of this page.

The winner of the snoopy set from last wednesday is Ty. Damn reverse phsycology worked on me. so well done Ty.

this weeks prize is

this lovely carboard disabled parking sign. Aquired fomr a election polling booth a few years ago.

to win this little beauty just be the 14th person to comment on this post. you cant post more than 1 comment in a row.

Justine wins last weeks prize of phillip ruddocks head and bob carrs head. well done justine.

now for this weeks prize and what a ripper
you could win my set of snoopy happy meal toys.

to win comment and tell me in exactly 13 words why you should win.

Its only about 12 weeks until jenny and i get married.
and probably only about 6 weeks until we can start moving stuff into our home.
well today i began going through my stuff and throwing stuff out and packing some stuff into boxes.
And what betterway to get rid of stuff than to have a blog givaway!

so for the next 12 weeks there will be one chance each week to score stuff for yourself.

How do you win, well that is easy, all you have to do this week is leave a comment saying “i love philip ruddock”

ok i know thats not an easy thing to say, but if you can say it then you may win the below prize.

imagine the possibilities, you could burn them, de-face them, hang them with pride in your lounge room.

i aquired them from a polling booth for no particular reason excpet i thought it was fun to have a big head of a politician.

entries close as soon as there is more than 5 people entered.

last wendesday i put out the challenge to write a poem called “the river of my bowel flows towards you”

There where 4 entrants and here they are.

the river of my bowel flows towards you
like an uncontrollable natural phenomenon
the contents of which is inexplicable
i wish i could just hold it all in

the river of my bowel flows towards you by jenny

the river of my bowels flows towards you,
stand back

the river of my bowel flows towards you by lachy

I don’t have a clue
How to write a poem for you
All I have to do
Is include the word poo

This is not worth winning
But this poor attempt
Has left me grinning
One last word: Contempt.

the river of my bowel flows towards you by Jo

the river of my bowel flows towards you

watch out, it’s liver cleansing

So there you have it folks. And the winner of the 50 cent coin goes to lachy.

I havent had a competition in a while so I think its time to give away something again.

Although due to my lack of funds it wont be a free t-shirt. I’m sorry.

But you do have the chance of winning a 50 cent coin.

All you have to do is write me a poem and send it to freestuff@thehowie.net

Conditions of entry.

Your poem must be written by you
It must be titled “the river of my bowel flows towards you”

Entires close Wednesday the 10th of august

Well folks.

I have to say it wasn’t an overwhelming response. But there where a few people out there who decided to take up the challenge and record the song. All for a free t-shirt.

There were 3 entries.

The first from Luke
The second from Bowen
Then scott

Ok i broke it so you cant listen to the songs yet…but soon.

I think scott was the one with the most potential to create an awesome rendition of ‘truck driving mumma’ but alas he fell well short of the mark, instead he treid to scam me out of a shirt by sending in music that he had nothing to do with.

Why did I post it then?

Well it’s a nice classical piece that is soothing to hear after the first two entries.

And now the moment we have all been waiting for.

The winner of a “thehowie.net’ shirt is……………..Luke

Libby one the t-shirt. so Yay libby.

but it seems that quite a few people want a t-shirt so here is another chance. thats right i’m gonna give away another shirt.

this time you need to email me a mp3 or wav file of you singing my song truck driving mumma if you inclide instruments you are more likely to win.

i will judge the winner and the winner will recieve a shirt and another special prize.

enteries close 7pm thursday the 23rd of june 2005

email to freestuff@thehowie.net

ok david doesnt want the shirt so the first person to email me with ‘give me the damn shirt’ at freestuff@thehowie.net gets the shirt

Here is your chance to win an official ‘thehowie.net’ t-shirt. In your size!

All you have to do is search my blog to find the password.

Once you have found the password email the title of the post that the password is in to freestuff@thehowie.net

the first person to email the right title of the post will win the t-shirt.

the password is ‘odium‘

enteries close as soon as there is a winner.

If your name is howie and you are the boyfirend of jenny then you need to answer the following question to win a free cd. ‘100% hits of 99′.
What is Jenny’s favourite colour?

ummm i’m gonna say blue

your answer is correct!
You win the CD

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I win i win i win…..

Thats right, its time for free stuff again.

I found x-rays of my chest in my room from when josh snapped me in the office, tunred out my rib was just bruised not snapped so i dont need the x-ray who wants to win it?

first person to answer this question right can have my chest x-rays.

Q. What colour underpants am i wearing today?

I made a clay dog poo at work today.

hands up if you want it

but why should you get it over other people?