Written on November 15th, 2011 , general chit chat

By Kylie Orr

You are a big kid now
Learning to poo
On the potty, the big toilet
Or some call it a Loo

I have a special secret to share
It’s about a great party
Everyone’s poo will be there.

You see, when you do poo on the loo
It goes down a slide, yelling “woohoo!”

And under the house is where the poo meets
Mum’s poo, Dad’s poo and even brother, Pete’s!

They all get together, play games and sing songs
There’s hats and balloons and before long
Another poo comes sliding down the S-bend
To join in the fun with all of its friends.

But this tale has another side
Some poo will miss out on the ride.
If you do poo in your pants
That poo won’t get a chance
To dance at the poo party under the house

There’ll be no fun with all the other poos
It will be sad and lost and won’t know what to do.

So next time you feel the need
When there’s poos coming
Or maybe just wees,
Think of your poo and where it should go
In your pants? Or down the loo and below?

Written on November 11th, 2011 , general chit chat

Written on November 7th, 2011 , general chit chat

1. Dunaden
2. Americain
3. Niwot

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Written on October 12th, 2011 , general chit chat

Coke has these new coke machines where you buy a bottle, take a sip then turn the bottle up side down, when you turn it upside down the coke begins to freeze.  You then turn it thr right way up and drink super chilled coke.

Here is their official video.

I looked up to see if there was any ‘ice up’ machines near home and there is!!! So Off we went.

I bought the bottle.

pressed the button and out came my coke.

Lachy who was with us and also got one for himself.

Lachy opened his and it worked first go, he took a sip, put the lid back on then turned it upside down and it began to freeze.

I opened my lid, it exploded all over my hand and the table.

I turned it upside down and it did begin to freeze but it also exploded more every time I attempted to open it.

Eventually I was able to drink it and I have to say I really liked it!!!!

Sure it’s just coke with ice in it but it’s beautiful.

Written on October 9th, 2011 , general chit chat

This is good news, the current food crisis in Africa has put 13 million people at risk of malnourishment and to fuel the crisis an outbreak of cholera and measles is spreading across the horn.

This is not a matter of us chucking $2 into a bucket, we need to dig deep and give as much as we can so that those on working on the ground can deliver nutritious meals, access to clean water and improved sanitation conditions. If our Government is willing to match our giving lets give big!!!!!!!

donations through the following organisations will be matched by the Australian government up until November 30.

  • Act for Peace
  • ADRA Australia
  • Anglican Board of Mission Australia
  • Anglicord
  • Australian Lutheran World Service
  • Australian Red Cross
  • Baptist World Aid Australia
  • CARE Australia
  • Caritas Australia
  • CBM Australia
  • ChildFund Australia
  • Oxfam Australia
  • Plan International Australia
  • Save the Children Australia
  • TEAR Australia
  • UnitingWorld
  • World Vision Australia
Written on October 5th, 2011 , general chit chat

I went to Black Stump,

It rained,

I got to use a radio,

I am tired,

It was super.

Written on October 3rd, 2011 , general chit chat

After almost 12 months in the Apple recruitment process and it ending with me not getting a job I was still excited about the Hornsby Apple Store opening today.

During the past year I had 5 interviews and months of waiting in between to finally be told I was not going to get a job but that I could apply again in a few months if I wanted to. I didn’t want to.

Hornsby Store the day before opening

Anyway the hornsby store opened at 10am this morning, I knew it would be busy and dumb to go at 10 and also as a protest to them not employing me I waited until 11am. It was super busy when we walked past and security had set up barricades to control the long line of people waiting to get into the store. The first 1000 people in to the store get a free apple shirt.

I am not kidding when I tell you that I was the 1001th person to enter the store.

Bloody Apple, I love your products but you sure don’t love me.

Written on September 24th, 2011 , general chit chat

Me – ‘Hey Oscar is mummy the best mummy?’

Oscar  – ‘Yes and I’m the best Oscar’

Jenny – ‘Is daddy the best daddy?’

Oscar – *silence

Jenny – ‘Who is the best daddy?’

Oscar – ‘no one.’

Written on September 23rd, 2011 , general chit chat

I think I agree with almost everything in this article.

Legalise gay marriage, what’s the harm?

Written on September 23rd, 2011 , general chit chat

wow.

Written on September 18th, 2011 , general chit chat

Yesterday I did some things.

We are supposed to take our turtles out in the real sunlight a few times a week, they have UV lights above their tank but real sun is better. We are pretty slack at doing it becasue it’s a bit of effort and the little buggers are really fast so we can’t just let them roam the front yard.

They used to have a nice little set up but they worked out how to climb over the fence.

So I decided to build something a little more substantial.

I’m not a perfectionist when it comes to handyman stuff, which is good because I’m not very good at it. I kind of just make it all up as I go and try to avoid using things like tape measures and accuracy. This time the end result is not too shabby.

Although I did manage to squeeze my finger in some pliers resulting in a massive blood blister which a few minutes later I accidentally ripped open with a screwdriver.

It really hurt, and still does.

Plus I have blood all over one of my screwdrivers.

Anyway eventually I finished it.

One of the other things I did yesterday was use a camp solar shower. Our hot water is heated by a natural gas ‘instant hot water’ system which is quite energy efficient, but it still does require the burning of the gas. I got a solar camp shower the other day for a ridiculously cheap price so wanted to test it out. I filled the bag with water, left it in the sun for a few hours then took it inside for a shower.

The water was warm, the flow was quite weak but I was able to have a shower and clean myself. I’m not planning on using it every day but I reckon in summer it won’t be hard to use it at all and I can shower happily knowing I’m using much less water and no dodgy fuel.

I’m pretty much captain planet.

Today the turtles used their new outdoor digs, I’m pretty sure they liked it although they never talk to me anymore.

Written on September 14th, 2011 , general chit chat

So another year of AFL tipping draws to a close, and in the little league with some buddies I finished on top.

this last round was tense, I thought Grant had me, but I managed to get 6 tips right this week compared with his 5.

Overall there are 171,025 people who are part of the tipping competition and I finished ranked 2,638

not too shabby.

Written on September 4th, 2011 , general chit chat

Today from the moment Oscar woke up to the moment we left his room at bed time we clicked every time he said ‘why’. He says it a lot so I thought it would be fun to see how many.

The result.

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103.

Written on August 21st, 2011 , general chit chat Tags:

The little ‘holiday’ that Oscar and I went on is well and truly over.

We left on Sunday afternoon and Jenny came and picked us up on Wednesday around 10am.

But what happened in between? If you are friends with me on Facebook you may have noticed an album full of photos form our little getaway, if you are not firneds with me on Facebook it’s probably because I deleted you. I deleted over 200 ‘friends’ a couple of weeks ago.

On Monday morning after waking up at the normal 7am Oscar had his wheatbix and cup of milk and I had a musli bar.

the view from our pad

Then there was the routine childnres tv shows to watch before we began our journey to Luna Park.

Our apartment was in Pyrmont behind the convention centre so we had to get ourselves to the king street wharf which is quite a long walk for a 2 year old so we made use of the Monorail which Oscar was pretty excited about, well he was excited watching it come in to the station but once we where on it he spent the whole trip saying “daddy are we on the monorail now?”

We waited for the ferry then cruised across to Luna Park. It was a quick ish ferry ride.

We arrived at Luna Park about half an hour before they opened which was very frustrating for Oscar as he wanted to go on the little cars ‘nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’. I convinced him to fill in the time by eating which he was happy to do.

Oscar has big boobs

We have well and truly got value for money with a Luna Park annual pass that Oscar gave me for fathers day last year! He loves it there and there is a big enough selection of rides for little kids that keeps him well entertained.

It was a bit of a ghost town on Monday though first we went on the dodgem cars together but there was no other people so it was just the two of us in one car going round and round, Oscar thought it was hilarious though and we bumped in to the wall lots to make it more fun.

Eventually school kids arrived which made the day less fun. But thankfully there all too fat to go the little kiddy rides.

After Luna park we headed back to our place using the ferry and light rail.

I cooked Oscar sausages for dinner which he always loves and we had another rough night with him waking and coughing lots.

Tuesday was massive.

We headed off for the Zoo bright an early taking 2 ferries to get there. We also have had zoo annual passes for the last yearish so another value for money destination. One of Oscar’s favorite things at the zoo is the cable car but the cable car was broken so we caught a bus up to the top instead.

Oscar had a great time, the zoo is the kind of place where he can wander off not having to hold my hand or be close to the pram, so he did lots of exploring and he really loves the freedom but also loves to stop and check that he can still see me and me him, which is not always the case, one day he will understand that just becasue he can see daddy doesnt mean I can see him.

Tassie Devil 'Road Kill' exhibit

This time Oscar’s favourite animals where the possums and the meerkats. I got myself the worlds most expensive chicken burger meal for lunch and whipped out some cruskits for oscar and smeared peanut butter on them. Luckily I had a whole jar in my backpack!

Oscar decided to have a big tanty just near the bottom exit which meant we missed a ferry by less than one minute which I didn’t enjoy as we now had to sit on the wharf for 30 minutes.

Eventually the ferry came and Oscar spent most of the trip with his head out the window shouting ‘boy’ at some kid outside.

We then headed for sydney tower which Oscar loved. But it also meant he spotted the darling harbour Ferris wheel which I thought was finally out of his mind. He managed to spot this thing several times the day before and on the drive in on Sunday.

Anyway up the tower he asked again if we could go on it so I decided to say yes because it was a holiday and he asked very nicely and apart from the zoo tanty had been a pretty good boy. So transported to Darling Harbour and went to the Ferris wheel where a carnie family with 4 teeth between them informed me of the price. It was $8 for one, and I thought that was expensive but not too outrageous, until she said that the kid is counted as one too. WHO THE HELL CHARGES A 2 YEAR OLD $8 FOR A FRIGGEN FERRIS WHEEL. He is free for the zoo, free to go up sydney tower but this was going to cost $16!!!!! I hope they spent my money on dental work!

After the ferris wheel we pottered around darling harbor then headed back for our last night in our pad.

On Wednesday morning I packed and cleaned the place before we left. I had to take a large suitcase, pram, porta-cot, 2 backpacks, shopping bag and a 2 year old down to the lobby then down a flight of stairs to the street to wait for Jenny.

leaving time

I was sweating and flustered once everything was on the footpath. I almost lost Oscar when the lift opened on the wrong floor.

We sat on the footpath waiting for jenny, then about 5 minutes before Jenny was going to arrive Oscar said the words I hate the most when I’m not somewhere familiar and easy. ‘Daddy I need to do a poo poo”. So I carried everything back up the steps and took oscar to the toilet where he said my second most hated phrase “oh no poo poo”. Then jenny rang to say she was out the front so back down the stairs I went with all our stuffs.

Thankfully we made it home easily and Oscar and I both had a big long nap that afternoon.

I’m ready to have another father son trip when he’s 18.

 

Written on August 20th, 2011 , general chit chat, [Live] from somewhere else Tags: , , ,

If the looting and riots are getting you down check out this website with pages of wondrous joy.

 

Written on August 11th, 2011 , general chit chat

We have new toilet paper at home and it’s made from recycled office documents.

I can only assume it came from Bear Grylls office because it is rougher than a tropical rash.

What do you use to make yourself feel tough?

Written on August 9th, 2011 , general chit chat Tags: ,

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