2012 is a big year in my online life.

This blog turns 10 years old.

I should get my 200,000th visitor. (although if recent stats are anything to go by that could be pushed back to sometime in 3056)

My twitter account turns 5 years old.

And my last.fm account should hit 30,000 tracks scrobbled

How should I celebrate these events or should I shut my geeky mouth and go back to blogging poo stories?

Who still reads this thing anyway?

Written on February 9th, 2012 , audience participation, general chit chat, thehowie.net

Not that anyone will care, but I’ve added a twitter and facebook like button to the bottom of each post.

I also removed the ads, in the few years that I have had them I have generated $2.15 for myself!!!

Written on November 4th, 2010 , thehowie.net

It is 8 years since I started this blog,

2,998 posts

4,844 comments

24,454 blocked spam comments

135 posts containing the word ‘poo’

136,357 unique visitors from 175 countries

239,327 page views

and a lot of blabbing on about nothing interesting.

I made a new banner to celebrate.

header.jpg

Written on July 9th, 2010 , remembering and celebrating, thehowie.net

The old blog is about to turn 8 years old.

I thought a nice present would be a new banner, continuing the pencil drawn style what should the new banner include?????

Written on June 7th, 2010 , audience participation, thehowie.net

Does anyone know how long my side bar has been busted??? for some reason it has my page footer at the bottom of the sidebar…I can’t work out why or more importantly how to fix it.

Written on April 17th, 2010 , thehowie.net

Today i managed to make my whole blog dissapear with no way of getting back.

i lost images and some other stuff but David all the way from Delhi fixed ip up. I even now have the latest version of wordpress.

 

ahhh what a relief.

Written on June 27th, 2006 , thehowie.net

dont upload things to server thinking that everything will work fine and dandy

I just tried to make the homepage for thehowie.net which has been broken and uncompleted for a few years now.
I uploaded the files and stuff feeling very smart becasue i thought i was understanding ftp and all that geeky stuff.

but as you can see if you go to thehowie.net it is just an advertisment for smartyhost.

Written on June 26th, 2006 , thehowie.net

its been a while sonce i posted search results.

so here is a few things that people have typed in search engines over the last month or so and this site have come up in the results.

1. ryan’s gave me diahrea
2.alan jones hyde park toilet
3.armidale nudist
4.daryl sommers
5,poo tiolet stories

they are in no particular order

Written on September 15th, 2004 , thehowie.net

sorry my blog keeps dissapearing, its not my fault, its not ryans fault and chris neither.

its smartyhost,

grrrrrrr

Written on July 29th, 2004 , thehowie.net

Well my blog is broken again. My blog seems to break a lot. normally it is because i have broken some html tag or stuffed up a template. but this time its just broken. I havent touched it. In fact ryan fixed it last night, he fixed the comments. but now its all gone to the dogs. comments dont work, categories dont work…its all dead….

Written on July 6th, 2004 , thehowie.net

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