oppps you bwoke it.

I got another warning email today from my hosting about excessive CPU usage on the server for my site.

So I have disabled many WP plugins , installed a super cache thingy and switched themes for a bit. I’m waiting for a response from the tech support of my host, but it could be my server has been hacked or something.

The below is from everyone’s favourite Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.

OOPS! You bwoke it.

The requested URL was not found.

We’re sorry, you did something wrong.

Some possible reasons for this error are listed below:

• The page you have requested no longer exists.
• You have your head up your stupid, ugly butt.
• The page you have requested has been moved.
• Your crappy computer is full of crap, crap, and more crap.
• The web site you are trying to reach no longer exists.
• Homestar is a stupid crap for brains webmaster.

I Hope to have it all fixed soon.

boom

My little old blog that gets almost no visitors it cranking at almost 100% of my allocated CPU usage for my server.

any advice my nerdy pals?

milestones or useless rubble

2012 is a big year in my online life.

This blog turns 10 years old.

I should get my 200,000th visitor. (although if recent stats are anything to go by that could be pushed back to sometime in 3056)

My twitter account turns 5 years old.

And my last.fm account should hit 30,000 tracks scrobbled

How should I celebrate these events or should I shut my geeky mouth and go back to blogging poo stories?

Who still reads this thing anyway?

update

Not that anyone will care, but I’ve added a twitter and facebook like button to the bottom of each post.

I also removed the ads, in the few years that I have had them I have generated $2.15 for myself!!!

8 years of this crap….when will it end?

It is 8 years since I started this blog,

2,998 posts

4,844 comments

24,454 blocked spam comments

135 posts containing the word ‘poo’

136,357 unique visitors from 175 countries

239,327 page views

and a lot of blabbing on about nothing interesting.

I made a new banner to celebrate.

8th Birthday

The old blog is about to turn 8 years old.

I thought a nice present would be a new banner, continuing the pencil drawn style what should the new banner include?????

bwoken

Does anyone know how long my side bar has been busted??? for some reason it has my page footer at the bottom of the sidebar…I can’t work out why or more importantly how to fix it.

Indian tech support

Today i managed to make my whole blog dissapear with no way of getting back.

i lost images and some other stuff but David all the way from Delhi fixed ip up. I even now have the latest version of wordpress.

ahhh what a relief.

note to self

dont upload things to server thinking that everything will work fine and dandy

I just tried to make the homepage for thehowie.net which has been broken and uncompleted for a few years now.
I uploaded the files and stuff feeling very smart becasue i thought i was understanding ftp and all that geeky stuff.

but as you can see if you go to thehowie.net it is just an advertisment for smartyhost.

search it up

its been a while sonce i posted search results.

so here is a few things that people have typed in search engines over the last month or so and this site have come up in the results.

1. ryan’s gave me diahrea
2.alan jones hyde park toilet
3.armidale nudist
4.daryl sommers
5,poo tiolet stories

they are in no particular order

down and out

sorry my blog keeps dissapearing, its not my fault, its not ryans fault and chris neither.

its smartyhost,

grrrrrrr

bwoken

Well my blog is broken again. My blog seems to break a lot. normally it is because i have broken some html tag or stuffed up a template. but this time its just broken. I havent touched it. In fact ryan fixed it last night, he fixed the comments. but now its all gone to the dogs. comments dont work, categories dont work…its all dead….