the howie

genius

howie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:17:05 +0000

I will never get sick of this

memories

howie — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:07:26 +0000

Remember when i used to blog more often

28

howie — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:52:22 +0000

Yesterday I turned 28

Today I bought some T-shirts and a TV receiver for my mac.

Tomorrow I have to clean the turtles tank.

productive afternoon

howie — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:18:29 +0000

My Hero

I helped make this little video today, It amuses me.

Berowra

howie — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:41:28 +0000

no hope….

voting results for my electorate

#1

howie — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:01:51 +0000

I voted GREEN

poo - adelaide - phew!

howie — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 11:53:04 +0000

I have been feeling pretty crap the last few days, coughing, snot production, wheezing, general light headeness, some would call it a cold.

Well this morning I woke up at around 7am with some lovely cramping pains my my bowel region, not what you want when you have to catch a plane. The cramping led to a few bathroom visits inbetween packing suitcases, packing the car and stopping Oscar from de-alphabatising our DVD’s. All in all a stressful morning. I wasn’t feeling any better by leaving time and we had a big day ahead.

The rest of the days was spent in a car, in an airport, in a plane, in an airport, in a car, in a house, in a supermarket back in the house.

Then around dinner time i headed off to the bathroom again.

After dinner for some reason I put my hand on my bum (outside of my jeans)

My hand came back sticky and covered in a brown substance, this FREAKED me out!

I quickly removed me pants to dicover the outside of my jeans in the bum area had some brown something smeared on it.

After the days events this is not something i wanted to see, how long had it been like this, and more importantly was it what i thought it might be…please don’t be.

then using my smartness i thought, look inside the jeans and if its brown in there you wont be able to blog about this but if its clean you can spin it into some blog story.

Turns out i had sat in some chocolate, I found the culprit chair in the dining room of this little house.

The power of marketing,

howie — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 05:42:15 +0000

Oporto’s tag line is ‘Just Gotta Go’

It seems one customer was very committed to this.

when is a door not a door?

howie — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:26:50 +0000

Is it just me or are jars and bottles getting harder and harder to open.

I find myself ripping my hands to shred trying to open soft drink bottles, jars of pasta sauce and other condiments.

Sometimes I even have to abort the mission and either try a different bottle / jar or give up and have something else.

Or am i just getting weaker and weaker???

howie’s guide to being redundant

howie — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 11:26:18 +0000

Day of redundancy - avoid headaches, drink lots of water, have lunch with a good friend.

Day 1 - Eat cake for breakfast in the park with good buddies, have hot chips for morning tea and a chicken burger for lunch and donuts for afternoon tea. hat with others who got redundentarized too.

Day 2 - Eat lots of chocolate, ice cream and chicken. Chat with others who got redundentarized too.

Day 3 - have a small piece of chocolate for breakfast without wife noticing, have a healthyish roll for lunch then take advantage of rail workers strike and take son for a free adventure on the train.